Nuke Nigeria Please!
"Human Rights: In its 2005 report on human rights practices around
the world, the U.S. Department of State found that Nigeria’s human rights
record was “poor.” According to the report, Nigerian government
officials and police were responsible for “serious abuses,” including
politically motivated killings; the use of lethal force against suspected criminals
and hostage-seizing militants in the Niger Delta; beatings and even torture
of suspects, detainees, and convicts; and extortion of civilians. Other abuses
included violence, discrimination, and genital mutilation directed against women,
child labor and prostitution, and human trafficking.
Compounding these abuses was the application of Islamic law (sharia) in 12 northern
states. Sentences imposed under sharia included amputations, stonings, and canings,
but no death sentences were carried out. In addition, the Department of State
noted restrictions on the freedoms of speech, press, assembly, religion, movement,
and privacy."
http://lcweb2.loc.gov/frd/cs/profiles/Nigeria.pdf
We haven't nuked anything in a while so I think Nigeria would be a good place to start again. Nigeria is full of greedy scamming assholes, annoying spammers, and homophobes (Nigeria is so gay! They kill homosexuals). I am tired of my inbox full of some bullshit "419 scam" emails about being a "benefactor", "business partner", or "representative" of some sort and wanting me to send money through Western Union . I get a million of those emails a day. The only thing I'll send you Nigerian fucks is a mailbomb. Nigerians try to fuck me over on craigslist and ebay by the thousands so we need to send the nukes over there by the thousands.
Even if all this crime is because they're a "poor country and they're just trying to survive", nuking is still justified because we'd be putting them out of their endless stupid misery. Nuking Nigeria is a win-win situation. We kill all the scammers and we put an end to poverty. What's not to like? Nigeria is hopeless, getting nuked is the best thing it can do at this point and the most humane thing we can do. I'm not the only one that thought of Nuking this pathetic country too. As I was writing this "Nuke Nigeria" rant, I wondered if any politicians thought of this yet since they have more power than my internet bitching. I googled "Nuke Nigeria" and there were actually a lot of results. I didn't find any politicians with this sentiment though sadly. Open your eyes you fucks.
P.S. Anyone stupid enough to fall for these scams deserves to be fucked over and Nuked along with Nigeria cause only greedy retarded Americans fall for those lies that seem lucrative.
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