Taking a shower everyday is overrated
I take a shower like 2 or 3 times a week or whenever I really really need to, like if some chemicals or shit spilled on me at work. I've been doing this for years now. Nobody knew I didn't shower everyday, except for my idiot family and they only found out about it because my dad was painting stuff in the shower one day with epoxy and was like "nobody use the shower for 3 days, the epoxy needs to dry". I said "whatever, I don't take a bath everyday anyways". Yep, it was only then that they found out I don't take a shower EVERYDAY. What should it matter if I don't shower everyday? If you couldn't tell I didn't take a shower everyday this whole time then what should it matter now? Well they started calling me abnormal and sick (hey I admit I'm abnormal and sick for my porn collection and my art but for not showering???). And it's only NOW that they think I smell bad. Obviously just their bias kicking in, otherwise they would have said something years ago about my stench. Showering daily is some sort of norm in this society, even though for a lot of people it could dry out their skin since all that wasted water washes out natural body oils, so then they end buying vast quantities of disgusting lotion. Lets not forget all the water wasted for the hardly used clothes that "need" to be washed. A lot of people just toss a shirt in the laundry after one use, even if they didn't even go outside with it. This is all the corporation's exploiting of your insecurities. That's all it comes down to. They want you to feel dirty every minute of your lives so you can grow dependant on their products forever, buying their soaps that leave you with a really gay scent. I hate when people smell like soap or shampoo. People are afraid of smelling like the true human fuck that they are. They have to mask it with all these fancy products to quench their artificial needs. Come on people, stop trying to smell like a "Spring time Peach Rose Blossom Herb " all the time. I fucking hate that. I think I've seen a scent called "Rainfall Garden" or whatever. I didn't know Rainfall Gardens smell like dogshit meets an apple raped by science. You don't see fruits trying to smell like people, so stop trying to smell like a goddamn fruit. How about you damn companies make something that smells like nothing at least. It's the least you can do for a person like me surrounded by people in a society that smother themselves with shitty manufactured chemical scents because they buy into the "shower everyday" norm bullshit. All these "unscented" soaps still have a stupid smell that gives me headaches. I can't even describe the smell, it's just some sort of smell that sucks, I call it "that wretched unscented smell". Please someone make an unscented soap that's ACTUALLY unscented for a change. Bah, fuck society, they'll never change. I'm just always going to be some antisocial bohemian loser that would rather smell like a human being instead of a mutant fruit-flower-herb hybrid invented in a laboratory. Actually, sometimes I'll see soaps and shampoos that say they are organic and made of real fruit, meanwhile there's fruit drinks made out of gawd knows what. Such a phony asshole society this is. Speaking of shampoos, Johnson's baby shampoo is one that pisses me off, I can't quite put my finger on what the hell it smells like. It looks like honey but sure reeks of some sort of scent that makes me wanna rip that soft spot on a baby's head open and take a dump in it. Hey if it wasn't me taking a dump in it, it was going to be society that filled its head with shit.
“We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.” Alfred E. Neuman
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