Interview with Ghoul's Digestor

note, interview originally done around 2004

by joseangeles@muchomail.com

-Some people don't believe you guys are from Creepsylvania. They say you're from
Oakland. What are you going to do about this?!

Digestor: All they have to do is ask to see my Driver's License. It says right there, "Creepsylvania Department of Mules and Carriages". See, thats my address...

-Carcass seems to be a big influence to you guys. Do you guys like the
post-Heartwork era Carcass, when they started going in a more melodic
direction?

Digestor: To be honest, Carcass really isn't an influence. We like more
stuff like Anthrax, Megadeth, Rigor Mortis, D.R.I, S.O.D, and the like.
I think Heartwork is ok, nothing special.

-How's that 1 label you used to be on been treating you lately? Good?

Digestor: We've always had an antagonistic relationship with the label.
As you may know, they tricked us into signing with them and over the years
we've done everything possible to try and kill them both. At this point
they pretty much expect every package from us to contain a cobra, spring
loaded boxing glove, or a time bomb.

-I hear you guys like to skate. Can you guys do crazy shit on a skateboard?

Digestor: Yes. Crazy shit.

-The first album seemed to be more grindy death metal oriented and
Maniaxe wasmore thrashy. What style can us fans expect from the next album?

Digestor: You can expect more crossover, some drinking songs, a little
surf music, maybe some church organ. We'll see.

-Does the blood on your hood ever dry? How often do you have to re-soak
it?

Digestor: It never has a chance to dry. There are always fresh victims
in Creepsylvania.

-If you could only kill one, who would it be, some tr00 lead singer or
the GhoulHunter?

Digestor: I thought we already killed the Ghoul Hunter! If I had to pick
one person to kill, it would be....YOU!!

-What do you guy's think of the newer Metallica, Anthrax, and Megadeth
albums?

Digestor: They suck.

-You guys make fun of black metal a lot. What about nu-metal? What do
you think of it?

Digestor: It sucks, but it's not as funny as Black Metal.

-And speaking of nu-metal, what do you think of this other band that
wears masks too, called Slipknot?

Digestor: They, too, suck.

-What is possibly the most gruesome thing you can ever imagine?

Digestor: A Sally Jesse Raphael all anal porno.

-How many albums is Ghoul going to create in the future? I hope a lot.

Digestor: As many as we can before the authorities catch up with us.

-Have you ever failed to get people to mosh with your music?

Digestor: Yes. We played in the Bay Area, home of Thrash, and the people
there have completely wussed out. They like to stand there like they're
at a poetry reading.

-Who'd win in a fight, the Killbot or Godzilla?

Digestor: Godzilla. Killbot turned out to be a real sissy.

-hmmm...what is your weapon of choice when you kill stuff? Axe? Hammer?

Digestor: Razorhook

-I read in some other interview that you guys were working on a comic or
something. When will it be done and who's going to draw and write it?

Digestor: Maybe when the next album comes out. There are several artists
who probably wouldn't mind doing it, seeing as how they're being held
hostage in our catacombs.

-You guys seem like big horror movie fans. What do you think of the re-make
of Dawn of the Dead that came out recently?

Digestor: It was a total pile of shit.

-So what does a Ghoul eat for breakfast?

Digestor: Guts

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