The Erotic Dr. Jekyll (1976)
When the highlights of a film is just some girl doing the splits while getting humped for a few seconds, then you know it's a bad film. Just awful. This is the worst film Zebedy Colt ever directed. He's better at making twisted films like "Unwilling Lovers" and "The Devil Inside Her" rather than stupid goofy comedy porns that fail at both comedy and porn since I never once laughed and never once blew my load. The scene where Harry Reems pretends to play guitar is just embarrassing to watch. I feel like building a time machine just to go back to the 70's and demand him to drop the guitar immediatley. And the short foreign guy with the annoying fake accent needed to be tossed in a blender to keep this movie from being an absolute abomination. The whole "movie" is like one long bad and poorly-written Saturday Night Live skit with zero budget and tame sex forced into the script. As for what the movie is about, it's about some potion that makes a guy a popular stud that gets to be on tv and bang a bunch of women, only to find out that he wanted love from his one lover, C.J Laing (who had a crappy whig on, well hopefully it was a whig!). All this is done in what appears to be the same garage only with different props so it can go from being a bedroom to a TV station. Yeah, real bad stuff. I only got this movie cause it came on the same DVD as "Affairs of Janice" did.
Crude Dude's Verdict: Awful retarded trash, and I'm not saying that to be cute.
~ joseangeles AT muchomail.com