Sexorcist Devil (1974)
Also known as "Undressed to Kill", this is a horror-themed porn directed by Ray Dennis Steckler, a man infamous for some of the lousiest b-movies of all time (lousiness is no exception to his porno career). The movie is about some prostitute getting possessed by some evil spirit and kills under its command. Sounds like a nice set-up for gore and sleaze to ensue but the movie is so low budget and retarded that it fails to deliver these filthy goods. The only horror in this horror porn is the prostitute (who is NOT the same woman on the cover). With a prostitute like that, I'd pay her to not fuck me. In fact I'd probably pay her to not even be in the same room as me and I'd buy her a plane ticket to a different country if needs be. I cringed every time she was getting humped. It amazes me dudes managed to stay hard the whole time, I guess they're into bestiality. Most of the movie had her giving long drawn-out blowjobs, which made me hit the fast-forward button like a guy with a heart attack dialing 9-11. I'm surprised that it was cum instead of vomit that spewed out of their dicks as she wrapped her mouth around it. There was a client of hers that was equally hideous and even obese. I couldn't believe how many ugly people were put into a porno! He ended up getting a tame knife stabbing from her in the shower. The pimp white trash boyfriend of the prostitute looked like Orlando Bloom (or whoever chicks think are hot these days) compared to the entire cast. As atrocious as this movie was, it was mildly amusing in a weird way, especially the scenes where the evil guy was getting his cock sucked. He kept telling the ugly whore to bite his dick as hard as she can cause he's very powerful and nobody could hurt him as if his cock were Superman. Overall, the title sounds cool but it's neither a gem of horror or porn. Anyone that jerked off to this or felt any horror must be as real as Eekamoy, my imaginary childhood friend. It's just a mediocre porno with some z-grade horror elements, laughable trash at best but not as hilarious and disgusting as "Bat Pussy". If you want to be amused by weird awful dialog and ugly as shit people being naked, then get "Bat Pussy" instead if you haven't yet.
Crude Dude's Verdict: Ugly people and shitty story, fails on so many levels but watchable trash that is somewhat amusing.
~ joseangeles AT muchomail.com